Man, they don’t got a name for what’s wrong with you yet
Wendell and Wild, 2022, dir. Henry Selick
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ive got nothing new to say i should be shot
So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.
what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!
politely requesting to be groomed
Unironically waiting for the bus in the rain rn. Real ones know ✌️🌧️🚌☔
I’ve been here for over an hour soaking wet and pathetic and a truck driving by fully stopped in the street and reversed into the parking lot behind me. This older gentleman got it and came up to me and said “can I give you a gift?” And I asked “what’s that?” And he gave me an umbrella from his truck and left. Now I’m dryer. The world is full of kindness and beauty btw. If you even care. Message to all my sopping wet sweeties
What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!
I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them
I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once
Something needs to be done about teachers who hate kids tbh
My sister is currently getting her doctorate in child psychology & education, but years ago she worked as a substitute english teacher at a high school in nyc. She spent half a year subbing for a woman who was out for surgery, and had been teaching english there for years and years. Most of the kids in this class were remedial; they had failed english before and had to retake it. Most of them hated the class, and they hated literature, because they had been made to feel unintelligent. My sister decided to introduce them to poetry, which was a little easier to digest than long form prose, and had them read Robert Frost’s “Fire and Ice.” And the kids loved it! They connected with it, they were spirited and engaged in class for the first time all year. They wrote their own poetry! They started seeking out and reading poetry on their own! They were all on track to get a C, B or A in that class. And then the original teacher returned and failed every single student, to “teach them all a lesson”. That was the moment my sister decided to go into administration so she could hopefully prevent that sort of thing from happening. But it’s difficult. Despite numerous complaints from parents and other teachers, that teacher had a job there for decades. She continued to have a job there. There are a lot of teachers like her, wielding power and taking their frustrations out on kids, especially disabled and remedial kids. And students have so few advocates in the classroom.
This post has turned into teachers complaining that this behavior is understandable because of burnout, low wages, etc and like. Ok then quit lmao. If you treat my kid like this because of “burnout” I’m gonna burn out your fucking teeth
how did so many people think coraline was a tim burton film. you can tell it isnt a tim burton film cause it has three black people in it
if any of you look in the notes you should consider checking out wendell & wild co-written by henry selick (writer & director of coraline, along w director of nightmare before christmas which is usually the cause of coraline being mistaken for a burton film) and jordan peele (jordan peele) when it comes out at the end of october





















